Gloom betide ye.

As long as we're talking about this—the hive definitely plays mono blue, right?

Who's got time for romance? I've got a job to do!

Another year, another grab bag of expired copyrights.

CES always starts the year with a bang.

Times are hard, but friendslop is here.

Test your knowledge of the novels, games, and movies.

Now if you don't mind I'm going to delete the root folder and see what happens.

From the tippy-top to the flippy-flops, 2025 was a cracking year for hardware.

And yes, it is purple.

Haters begone, I've got builds to plan.

Put your patch note prowess to the test with a quiz!

See you again in 2026.

We've had our hands on the absolute best PC hardware the industry has had to offer in this bountiful year, and these are the winners.

Desktop pets are back, bigger than ever, and surprisingly vibrant.

Every faction's worst enemy is itself.

MonoGame has been used to make all sorts of notable games, including Celeste and Bastion.

Mindwave is shaping up to be just as groovy as its inspirations.

River City Ransom: Underground is dirt cheap until it's gone forever.

Provide the tools and they will build it.

Trine's a little long in the tooth now, but its co-op antics are no less enjoyable.

Casual-friendly shooters ruled the roost this holiday season.

Upscaling is almost perfect. Now it's frame gen's time.

The best games of the year probably ran great on whatever PC you have lying around, and that's fantastic.