An award-winning 35-year-old filmmaker drowned surfing after his board apparently got tangled in wooden jetties along notoriously treacherous waters at Jacob Riis Park in Queens, according to police sources and residents.

A bougie bandit has been arrested for stealing $20,000 of booty from high-end boutiques in NYC in the past five months – and in one case even stripped down a store mannequin, police sources said. 

The repeat offender who punched me in the ribs on my way to work in NYC in 2023 was freed from jail on parole the prior year after a double slashing on the subway – and remains on the loose today.

Saraceno put his retirement papers in at the pension board Thursday, according to an internal police document obtained by The Post.